"what happens when a mosquito bites your inner eye lid. I don’t know what’s worse, the aching or the itching.”

“The only cold beverage in my house after 3 hours of yard work just tried my life.”

“All the black berries at my local store had mold on them.”

“Fell asleep with the pizza in the oven.”

“This was my car this morning.”

“8 year old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water.”

“Received this today. Kinda resembles my mental state.”

“Heading out to work today only to find someone tired to break into my car last night. Happy Friday!”

“Just got home from a 10hr shift and my front door key broke off in the lock. The SO won’t be home for 3 more hours.”

“My chips fell off my desk in the worst way possible.”

“Today while picking my dog shit a bit fell in my flip flop and I had to walk 15 minutes home like this.”

“My dogs decided to eat a pen today…”

“Tiny bug decided to crawl inside my £350 monitor and die.”

“I rode through human diarrhea on the trail, got on my bike and leg. “

“Painted my sister’s room. Stepped over the paint bucket and spilled a whole gallon of the void on the carpet.”

“I picked something up at work, all of a sudden my leg started to hurt, I reached into the pocket at my leg and realised that my spare blade made it out of the case somehow.”

“Dropped my Airpods, guess where the missing piece is.”

“I’m being over charged by insurance after my daughter was born. This is the pile of mail I have to go through to prove they’re ripping me off. Pear for scale.”

“Gift from Mother Nature.”

“Got home from vacation only to find out our fridge and freezer have been dead for 10 days.”

“My dad does the lottery every week, this is 4-5 months of losing tickets.”

“I just got new tires :)”

“Halfway into the pizza, noticed there’s a huge footprint inside the pizza box.”